follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3


1/25 best harry outfits

1/25 best harry outfits

"I wanted to be Princess Jasmine so badly with her turquoise outfit, long beautiful hair, and pet tiger. Plus, riding on a magic carpet with the man of your dreams and a genie would have been a major bonus."

wwjdwtbfb

michaxl:

what would jesus do with that big fat butt

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

toyota:

sext: ignore my acne